Friday, November 14, 2014

The Idiot Stu-dent

The Idiot Stu-dent
Yeah, I remember that guy ripping this off on TV now. Quite a painful memory.

He couldn't read nor write. In fact, he needed help using the washroom. But the idiot stu-dent could guess anyone's precise weight in pounds just by looking at them.

(A kindergarten class. The idiot stu-dent sits cross legged on the floor with the five-year-olds.)

Teacher: Reginald, how many cookies are left in the cookie jar after Felix eats one?

Reginald: A hundred and forty-five.

Teacher: No, Reginald, that was the same answer you used last time. Oh, dear. Well, let's try again...
  
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