Friday, October 31, 2014

The Lunar Dimension

The Lunar Dimension
Narrator: Today on the Lunar Dimension, a dispassionate whaler is in for a hard lesson in humanity when his inflatable dinghy crosses paths with a paranormal dolphin.

Whaler: Clear the way or be harpooned! (He takes the dolphin's reply for mockery and launches a spear at the creature. The projectile halts in mid-air and turns 180 degrees to face its astonished employer.)

Dolphin: (in booming, echoing, masculine sounding thought waves) Surface dweller, your primitive weapons are useless here.

Whaler: Jumpin' jellyfish!

Dolphin: We've put up with a lot from you humans because we believed that you might be our distant evolutionary cousins, but that was just a 70's fad. Now we have had enough of your overfishing. And to top it off, predators like you, with your cruel metal hooks, invade our waters and commit the most ghastly atrocities.

Whaler: (terrified) What are you going to do?

Dolphin: It's time you learned how it feels to be hunted. (The harpoon sails back to puncture the dinghy.) We have predators, too. (The doomed whaler spots an approaching shark's fin.)

Narrator: See another corrupt character taken for a really bad head trip on the Lunar Dimension.
  
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