Sunday, October 19, 2014

Targets of Opportunity: The Cosmic Christ

Targets of Opportunity: The Cosmic Christ
Voice: He said he would come again, but he wanted to wait until we encountered strange new life forms.

(A bearded, robed man, holding a staff, beams aboard the busy bridge of a starship, interrupting a critical maneuver.)

Visitor: Peace be with you.

Captain: Who are you?

Visitor: I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Spring and the Fall, the truth or the consequences...

Captain: Well, whoever you are, get out of the way! We're in the middle of a war!

Visitor: Why do you attack your Cardassian neighbors? They only came here to mine for gold. Store your treasures in Heaven, where no alien can get to them.

Captain: Will someone get this madman off my bridge?

Visitor: Don't make me teach you the hard way. (He raises his staff, bringing a loud message from the engine room: 'Core breach imminent! Nuclear containment pod will blow up in approximately two point four minutes...')

Voice: He's back and he means business this time. Jason Shepherd is the Cosmic Christ.
  
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